A Doggie Wonderland

Dog tags ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It's yellow, not white - I've been there tonight.
Marking in my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants:
"Avoid where I pee, it's my PROPERTY!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman.
Following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go man.
So all the world will know that it is MINE!"

Straight from me to the fencepost.
Flows my natural incense boast:
"Stay off my turf, this small piece of earth.
I marked it as my winter wonderland!"

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